I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it hurts more in the daytime
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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