Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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