what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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