the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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