part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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