super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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