he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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