I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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