two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
