you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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