i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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