found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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