Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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