seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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