so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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