I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
