I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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