Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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