If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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