Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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