How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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