I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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