Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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