My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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