We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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