My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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