I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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