that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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