ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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