Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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