Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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