She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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