i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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