I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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