Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
