Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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