I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
now i know why i became what i already was.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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