"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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