Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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