GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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