"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Pappa wants mamma naked
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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