Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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