I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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