As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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