My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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