Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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