They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
