they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
