So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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