omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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