its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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