Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
