she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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