you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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