i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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