she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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