dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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