You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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