where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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